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Chaos:
Our Raison D'être:
Who
We Are | Who Are We?
Who
Is
Us? | Who We Is!
The real poop about what
we're up to and why. Now you don't have to find out in the tabloids.
About
Our Private Lives
What we do behind closed
doors.
About
Nancy's Choice
Nancy's opinion of Brewmeisters,
Unc.
Macbeth
vs. MacBrew
The original brew and the
updated version. For your own safety, click the link below before trying
out.
Our Blanket Disclaimer
Once you've read our stuff,
you'll understand why disclaimers are truly necessary.
Our Stories
Fiction...in the finest
Brewmeister tradition, naturally. The list grows:
Our Poetry, Our
Songs
We give doggeral and music
a whole new meaning.
Our Advice: Dear
Layli
Layli tells you where to
get off, no matter what kind of problem, question, or issue you may need
solving.
Gray
Area
Don't bother clicking here.
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Non-Interactive
Confusion:
And
We
I Did It Our My Way!
What happens when there's
nobody else to throw a monkey wrench into the works but oneself. Brewmeisters
making fools of themselves on their own without any help from the rest
of the gang.
Our Brew
(Michele's cure-all and
The BREW in Brewmeisters. Please read Our
Disclaimer before trying this stuff.)
Our Brewmeister
Links
These web pages belong to
some of our Brewmeisters and amply demonstrate just how twisted they really
are!
Uneasy
Rider on the Loose
Seismic
Warrior Shakin' and Quakin'
M's
Breezy AZ Windflower
Skybernaut's
Home Port
RB
at the absolute City Limits
Our
Brewmatron
Scarlet M. Smythe, the brains
behind the Brewmeisters, fickle though she may be.
Our Vicious Dog:
The Brewmeister Mascot and
Bloodthirsty
Avenger
Matilda the Mighty Malamute,
says, "Sign our guestbook below or suffer the consequences..."
Our
Guest Book
Sign View
Regret
Be
the first on your block to sign! Any delay might mean eternal remorse,
possible damnation, and almost certainly the derision of your peers, your
boss, your dog, and your family, forevermore.
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Additional
Mayhem:
Our Critics
What they're saying about
our Web page. After accolades like that, you can't possibly help but read
our leaps for immortality. Oh, and by the way, you might want to
increase the premium on your health insurance policy before starting.
Good luck.
Our Rogues
Gallery
Brewmeister pics for our
groupies. What we might have looked like in real life if given half the
chance, but weren't, so don't. Oh, and don't forget to check out the photos of our
newlyweds, Rosalie and Dick! 
Our
Freebies
Attention software tightwads:
our Brewmeister webmistress Scarlet M. Smythe
is now out thumping the tub for her favorite PC freebies in Scarlet
Recommends. To get past her intros (which are amusing) and go directly
to the stuff, click...
• Freeware/Shareware
Links
• Freeware
Favorites
Our Favorite
Websites
Want to know where the Brewsters
surf? You'll be amazed. You'll be appalled!
Our Quotes of
the Day
Nothing to do with Dow Jones.
This is a selection of wisdom from around the world and down through the
ages, and guaranteed to inspire and awe.
Our Favorite
Cartoons
What tickles our funny bones
from the comic section of the Times.
Our
Awards
BWAA-HAHAHA!!!
We
Get Letters
Yep, believe it or not,
people actually write to us. Most of it is unprintable, which is why this
section is not yet underway.
Gentle
Reader: Links to pages with strikethrough
are
still under heavy sedation, er, construction, which simply means that we
haven't a scrap of material to put into them yet. But the day is approaching,
so be afraid... be very afraid!
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